Where is the new woman?

Jeez, what is it with this woman? Oh yeah, she's a Canadian! Canucks? I was told by one when up in Toronto a few years ago that Canadians are very shallow people who will always lie to your face. Is she manifesting this characterization? She is not returning calls or texts *on the day she wanted to go out* I still wonder what game she is playing after such a promising first date.

Call it another par for the the course of Jim's dating life.